My sister gave me a coil of fairy lights. And now I want to throw a pajama party for all you cute tumblr girls. But you all live in Narnia.
Aries: Great! I’m so much better off without you
Taurus: Good luck handling everything by yourself
Gemini: Okay bye
Cancer: Wow why? you definitely are not what I thought you were
Leo: Haha, you’ll regret this so much
Virgo: Do you have any good reasons or are you just plain stupid?